
| Population | 31.051 billion |
| Capital | Carson Village |
| Leader | president of sirian |
| Faith | a major religion |
| Currency | Euro |
| Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Second Commonwealth of Benjamin Mark is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by president of sirian with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.051 billion Markians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carson Village. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Markian economy, worth a remarkable 8,761 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,153 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public buses smell like litter boxes, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benjamin Mark's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.
Benjamin Mark is ranked 61st in the world and 1st in Cad Goddeau for Highest Food Quality, scoring 687.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Benjamin Mark, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in
Benjamin Mark, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in
Benjamin Mark, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
Benjamin Mark, public buses smell like litter boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
Benjamin Mark, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
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Benjamin Mark, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
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Benjamin Mark, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
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Benjamin Mark, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in
Benjamin Mark, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
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Benjamin Mark, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.






















































