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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,591stMost Secular: 5,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,106th
The Människorplatsvärlden of
Father Knows Best State
Let's embark to Baliamark!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Baliamark

Population4.379 billion

CapitalStallrow
LeaderLord Timon
Faithursprungskapelsetro

Currencypengarkontantvaluta
Animalswan

The Människorplatsvärlden of Baliamark is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Timon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.379 billion Baliamarkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallrow. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baliamarkan economy, worth 509 trillion pengarkontantvalutas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,441 pengarkontantvalutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Baliamark, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baliamark's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ursprungskapelsetro.

Baliamark is ranked 230,562nd in the world and 6,962nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 24.87978963248 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,591stTop
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Most Secular: 5,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,106thMost Developed: 12,142ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,751stSmartest Citizens: 19,295thLargest Retail Industry: 20,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,858thHealthiest Citizens: 21,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,619thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,040thHighest Food Quality: 26,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,419thMost Inclusive: 29,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,426th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 309th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionMost Developed: 648th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 845th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baliamark's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Baliamark's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Baliamark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Baliamark, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Baliamark, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Baliamark, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Baliamark.
  • : Following new legislation in Baliamark, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Baliamark, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down.
  • : Baliamark was refounded in Balder.
  • : Baliamark ceased to exist in Lazarus.

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