The Colony of Azores Isles is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.758 billion Azores Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponta Delgada. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azores Islesian economy, worth 216 trillion Escudoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,211 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Azores Islesians marry themselves', and immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azores Isles's national animal is the Açor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Progressive Catholicism.

Azores Isles is ranked 161,835^th in the world and 570^th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 52.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.