The 🔥Nonexistent Federation🔥 of Azohahae is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The completely fair and free leader with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.957 billion Azohians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azohian economy, worth a remarkable 3,070 trillion thevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 342,759 thevs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,165,734 per year while the poor average 3,657, a ratio of 865 to 1.

Record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, criminals are thrown to the Giant parrots to repay their debt to society, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and the most popular household pet in Azohahae is the domestic minor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azohahae's national animal is the Giant parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The world invasion plan.

Azohahae is ranked 1,983^rd in the world and 2^nd in Anti Discord Alliance for Highest Average Incomes, with 342,759.64 Standard Monetary Units.