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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137thBest Weather: 4,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,846th
The Democratic Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Unity Through Equality
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Azlaake

Population11.505 billion

CapitalUbokia
LeaderPresident David Sanderson
FaithInclusivism

CurrencyAzlaaki dollar
AnimalCoyote

The Democratic Union of Azlaake is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President David Sanderson with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.505 billion Azlaakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubokia. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Azlaakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion Azlaaki dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,462 Azlaaki dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azlaake's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Azlaake is ranked 10,399th in the world and 1st in The Azlaaki Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.95 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137thBest Weather: 4,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,846thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,926thNicest Citizens: 5,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,719thMost Inclusive: 5,743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,350thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,994thMost Developed: 7,409thHighest Food Quality: 7,448thLargest Governments: 8,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,239thSmartest Citizens: 8,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,901stLowest Crime Rates: 10,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,697thMost Pacifist: 12,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,461stMost Cultured: 15,036thHighest Economic Output: 15,136thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,556thSafest: 17,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,996thMost Income Equality: 20,484thHighest Average Incomes: 22,594th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Azlaake's influence in The Azlaaki Confederation fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Azlaake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Azlaake, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Azlaake, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Azlaake, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.

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