The Dictatorship of Azeirf is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 218 million Azeirfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Azeirfian economy, worth 2.41 trillion Azeirf Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,077 Azeirf Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azeirf's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azeirf is ranked 251,921^st in the world and 2^nd in United Dictatorial Administration for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 127.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.