The Plurinational Federal State of Austroguinea is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 605 million Austroguineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austroguinean economy, worth 62.4 trillion Austroguinean pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,095 Austroguinean pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroguinea's national animal is the Water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austroguinea is ranked 22,776^th in the world and 15^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.47 years.