The Plurinational Federal State of Austroguinea is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 612 million Austroguineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austroguinean economy, worth 62.6 trillion Austroguinean pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 102,355 Austroguinean pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and Austroguineans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroguinea's national animal is the Water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austroguinea is ranked 237,031^st in the world and 53^rd in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 29.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.