The United Kingdom of Asukalia 2000 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Asuka Soryu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.174 billion Asukalians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asukatoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Asukalia 2000ian economy, worth 103 trillion Asukmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,143 Asukmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,687 per year while the poor average 11,088, a ratio of 37.5 to 1.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Asukalia 2000's national animal is the Angel Apostlos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Genesis Evangelism.

Asukalia 2000 is ranked 170,343^rd in the world and 9^th in Kali Yuga for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120.15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.