The Technocratic Empire of Asian Lands is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Cao with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.598 billion Asians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Asian economy, worth a remarkable 5,343 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,412 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, one does not simply walk into the tundra, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asian Lands's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asian Lands is ranked 331,954^th in the world and 69^th in Kantrias for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.