The Beautiful Republic of Arumdaum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 金대통령 with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.713 billion Arumdaun are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 합천. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arumdaun economy, worth an astonishing 11,859 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 332,074 won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime is totally unknown. Arumdaum's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 유교.

Arumdaum is ranked 454^th in the world and 1^st in Tiandi for Smartest Citizens, with 351.03 quips per hour.