The Mountain Paradise of Arhoren is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mahavir Thapaliya with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.159 billion Arhorenis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohalnepa. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Arhorenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,475 trillion Koronas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 202,553 Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arhoren's national animal is the Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arhoren is ranked 305,658^th in the world and 14^th in Mandalanusa for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.