The Republic of Aram is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sami bar Avira with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.456 billion Aramaeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darmsuq. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Aramaean economy, worth 908 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,177 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Prime Minister Sami bar Avira is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, Prime Minister Sami bar Avira has just been declared ruler of Aram in an international press conference, and Christianity has been named as Aram's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aram's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Christianity.

Aram is ranked 116,706^th in the world and 2^nd in Northumbria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 72.24 years.