The Kingdom of Aphrilia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evangeline Odonaghue III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.209 billion Aphrilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luther. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aphrilian economy, worth 785 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,510 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and a light breeze is enough to make Evangeline Odonaghue III fold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aphrilia's national animal is the White Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ichoziore.

Aphrilia is ranked 297,767^th in the world and 20^th in Sonnel for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.