The Holy Leucotaure arrogant of Aphralogea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aphralogea with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.991 billion Aphralogearns love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trevandre. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aphralogearn economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion aurs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,617 aurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Aphralogea's national animal is the zombie cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gimnàs.

Aphralogea is ranked 1,259^th in the world and 5^th in Hiperuranion for Most Cultured, scoring 339 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.