The Parasitic Defender of Anjan Kloss is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.647 billion Anjan Klossians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Anjan Klossian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,166 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners write "made in Anjan Kloss" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anjan Kloss's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kivuism.

Anjan Kloss is ranked 304,028^th in the world and 1,094^th in Concord for Fattest Citizens, with 3.63 Obesity Rate.