The Fortress State of Animarnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Molly DeLéan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 46.318 billion Animarnians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serene. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Animarnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,145 trillion Dablooms a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 111,099 Dablooms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Animarnia has designated Serene as its capital city, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Animarnia has found 1 easter eggs), a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and a major religion has been named as Animarnia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animarnia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Animarnia is ranked 282,830^th in the world and 11^th in Nova for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.