The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Cedric I with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.475 billion Amerindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,430 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 286,303 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the One.

Ameroind is ranked 326,294^th in the world and 118^th in Sancturia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.