The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Cedric I with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.475 billion Amerindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,424 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,905 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The lives of former ski town residents are going downhill, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the One.

Ameroind is ranked 325,948^th in the world and 117^th in Sancturia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.