The Leviathan of Alorgaze is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Earenzel with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.932 billion Gazians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gazian economy, worth a remarkable 5,360 trillion Agands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,745 Agands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 171,364^th in the world and 13^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 216.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.