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The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Dungeon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Good Looking economy, worth a remarkable 3,327 trillion smiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,276 smiles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,378,740 per year while the poor average 2,834, a ratio of 486 to 1.

War criminals are given full state funerals, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when All Good Looking Men offered the words "peace be upon you", and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. All Good Looking Men's national animal is the puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Surrender.

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