The Republic of Alexiandra is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Harper Montferrat with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.34 billion Alexiandrans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockbourne. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexiandran economy, worth an astonishing 10,641 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,836 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexiandra's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is whatever its citizens wish to believe.

Alexiandra is ranked 251,080^th in the world and 4^th in Lyceni for Rudest Citizens, with 26.79 insults per minute.