The Fox Loving Lesbian of Aleena is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Addison Eberhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 3.597 billion Aleenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malice. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The Aleenan economy, worth 114 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,855 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Addison Eberhardt's majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleena's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Aleena is ranked 207,577^th in the world and 213^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.11 kickbacks per hour.