
| Population | 22.034 billion |
| Capital | Bedlam |
| Leader | Luke Rhinehart |
| Faith | Chance |
| Currency | lucky golden fractal |
| Animal | dicedog vampire bat |
The Lucky Gold Randomisation of Aleator is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Luke Rhinehart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.034 billion Aleatorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedlam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Aleatorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,143 trillion lucky golden fractals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 233,429 lucky golden fractals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,746,802 per year while the poor average 9,058, a ratio of 192 to 1.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bedlam, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Aleator's national animal is the dicedog vampire bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Chance.
Aleator is ranked 304,797th in the world and 29th in Glass Gallows for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.44 years.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aleator, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bedlam.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
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Aleator was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
- : Following new legislation in
Aleator, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.



































































