Population | 9.229 billion |
Capital | Nicosia |
Leader | Nikolia |
Currency | iwa |
Animal | Salamander |
The Proletarian Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nikolia with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.229 billion Alcali enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,137 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, large sections of Alcala-Cordel have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Alcala-Cordel is ranked 3,538th in the world and 2nd in The DankLeft Commune for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alcala-Cordel lodged a message on the The DankLeft Commune Regional Message Board.
- : Alcala-Cordel lodged a message on the The DankLeft Commune Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
- : Alcala-Cordel ejected and banned The Most Serene Republic of MC85 from The DankLeft Commune.
- : Alcala-Cordel ejected and banned The Oppressed Peoples of The Telescope from The DankLeft Commune.
- : Alcala-Cordel ejected and banned The Community of Uruddomiventatoniais from The DankLeft Commune.
- : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, large sections of Alcala-Cordel have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-iwa mansions.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Lennonia, United kigndoms of goumef, and Naporvje.