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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,944thSafest: 9,637thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,682nd
The Emirate of
Father Knows Best State
!عســـــى أن يهتــــدينــــا الله
Influence
Eminence Grise
Secretary
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Al Sahel

Population586 million

CapitalJasim Island

CurrencyEmreel
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Emirate of Al Sahel is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 586 million Sahelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasim Island. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saheli economy, worth 70.5 trillion Emreels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,239 Emreels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Sahel's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Al Sahel is ranked 11,908th in the world and 1st in The Union of the Worlds Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 28.53 average smiles per day.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,944thSafest: 9,637thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,682ndMost Pacifist: 10,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,070thNicest Citizens: 11,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,394thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,061stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 20,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,598thHighest Food Quality: 20,649thMost Developed: 21,090thMost Cultured: 22,184thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 26,746thHealthiest Citizens: 27,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 31,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,409thMost Accessible: 33,000th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region
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Endorsements Received: 1 » Corkonia.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Al Sahel published "MIN AL SAHEL ISSUE #11" (Account: Other).
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Al Sahel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Sahel, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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