The Socialist Republic of Al-Faisal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Salim Idris with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The democratic, devout population of 32.232 billion Faisalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasalas. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Faisali economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,598 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Faisali Capitol Building. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Faisal's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Al-Faisal is ranked 117,104^th in the world and 3^rd in Syria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 139.13 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.