The United Socialist Republics of Agenca is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander Candice Sulivan with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.832 billion Agencans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ithaca. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agencan economy, worth a remarkable 4,745 trillion Agencions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,371 Agencions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, Agencans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agenca's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Agenca is ranked 1,354^th in the world and 1^st in Agenca for Most Developed, scoring 98.33 on the Human Development Index.