The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.114 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,960 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 269,557 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Afrigidoloco's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Afrigidoloco. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 47,890^th in the world and 4^th in Austritaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,036.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.