The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.274 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,115 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,563 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in Afrigidoloco, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, Honey Badger is one of the most popular forenames in Afrigidoloco, and every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 23,620^th in the world and 1^st in Austritaria for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 96.17 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.