Population | 11.714 billion |
Capital | Kabul |
Leader | Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | Afghani |
Animal | Markhor |
The Islamic Emirate of Afghanystan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.714 billion Afghans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Afghan economy, worth a remarkable 5,928 trillion Afghanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 506,068 Afghanis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,873,948 per year while the poor average 96,234, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.
Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Afghan ambassadors, everybody's got wood thanks to Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan, and Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Afghanystan's national animal is the Markhor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Afghanystan is ranked 6,719th in the world and 1st in Afghanistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, everybody's got wood thanks to Most Supreme Commander Haibatullah Manan.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Afghan ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Afghanystan, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.