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Most Ignorant Citizens: 514thMost Primitive: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 886th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population14.096 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDinar
AnimalPoskok

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.096 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,161 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,593 per year while the poor average 21,759, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

The Cavtat Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 300,624th in the world and 6th in Monarchist League for Most Cultured, scoring 40 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 514thMost Primitive: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 886thLargest Gambling Industry: 925thHighest Crime Rates: 1,096thMost Avoided: 1,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,839thFattest Citizens: 2,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,575thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,156thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,961stRudest Citizens: 5,555thLargest Mining Sector: 5,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,965thLargest Black Market: 6,404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,713thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,722ndHighest Economic Output: 11,074thNudest: 12,871stMost Secular: 13,964thTop
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Most Armed: 15,385thHighest Average Incomes: 20,904thMost Efficient Economies: 21,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,458thLargest Populations: 28,772nd

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