The People's Republic of Aaeris is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 9 million Aaerisis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The weak Aaerisian economy, worth 261 billion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 29,084 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Aaeris, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, the justice of Aaeris is considered superior to that of other nations, and the nation has cemented its own architectural style. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaeris's national animal is the Aaerisi Lynx, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Aaeris is ranked 166,207th in the world and 18th in Elysion for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 543.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aaeris published "Aaeris History Rewrite" (Factbook: History).
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Aaeris, the nation has cemented its own architectural style.
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Aaeris, the justice of Aaeris is considered superior to that of other nations.
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Aaeris, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
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Aaeris, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Aaeris.
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Aaeris, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
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Aaeris, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
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Aaeris, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
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Aaeris's influence in Elysion rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Aaeris changed its national animal to "Aaerisi Lynx".





















