The Place of A Place Somewhere is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nolan Strunhorpe with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 4.925 billion Somewherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheria. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Place Somewherean economy, worth 896 trillion Somethings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 182,040 Somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Somewheria" t-shirts, Place Somewherean diplomacy is by the book, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Place Somewhere's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Place Somewhere is ranked 17,501^st in the world and 385^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.84 law-abiding acts per hour.