The Republic of A Kea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Martina Marakis with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.426 billion Keans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamantine. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kean economy, worth a remarkable 2,445 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,889 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, kindhearted Keans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Kea's national animal is the sea cucumber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

A Kea is ranked 315,249^th in the world and 65^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.