The Republic of A Glittery Unicorn Farm is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.126 billion Glittery Unicorn Farmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glittery Unicorn Farmian economy, worth 575 trillion unicorns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,317 unicorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Glittery Unicorn Farm's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Glittery Unicorn Farm is ranked 46,433^rd in the world and 152^nd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.27 law-abiding acts per hour.