The Queendom of 747 Land is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Boeing 747 with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 5.337 billion 747 Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everett. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 747 Landian economy, worth 752 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,989 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"The Pride of the 747 Landian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, going on a diet invalidates your passport, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 747 Land's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 747ism.

747 Land is ranked 10,904^th in the world and 1^st in Region of the 747 for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.