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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,987thFattest Citizens: 17,418th
The United States of
Capitalizt
In God We Trust.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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-USA

Population5.9 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderBen Stone

CurrencyUnited States dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of -USA is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ben Stone with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.9 billion Americans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The thriving American economy, worth 413 trillion United States dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,104 United States dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,466 per year while the poor average 19,662, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -USA's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-USA is ranked 130,470th in the world and 6th in The United States of America for Most Stationary, with 254.06318462168 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 17,418th

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