The Kingdom of -Saiwania- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.215 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The powerhouse -Saiwania-ian economy, worth 185 trillion Saiwans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 83,310 Saiwans, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. -Saiwania-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Saiwania- is ranked 97,713^th in the world and 15^th in United States of America for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.49 percentage of bribes refused.