The Kingdom of -Saiwania- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.654 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The powerhouse -Saiwania-ian economy, worth 135 trillion Saiwans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 81,738 Saiwans, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Eagles for their most menial jobs, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -Saiwania-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Saiwania- is ranked 97,249^th in the world and 18^th in United States of America for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,661.81 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.