The Most Serene Republic of -Ohio- is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14 million Ohioans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The -Ohio-ian economy, worth 903 billion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,467 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The -Ohio- City Times is sold out, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. -Ohio-'s national animal is the Buckeye.

-Ohio- is ranked 114,098^th in the world and 6^th in Ohio for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,558.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.