Population | 26.911 billion |
Capital | Cannabourg |
Leader | Natalia Corvis |
Faith | Rastafari |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | crow |
The ✌ Minarchy ✌ of Weed is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Natalia Corvis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.911 billion Weedians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cannabourg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Weedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,019 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 223,685 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,317 per year while the poor average 27,821, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, children keel over while singing "Natalia Corvis Gives Us the Water of Life", and students in Weed's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Weed's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rastafari.
Weed is ranked 306,729th in the world and 2nd in the Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.13 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Weed appointed The Holy State of Frankland as Successor with authority over Successor in The Isles.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Weed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.