The Republic of Unified northern states is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 5.365 billion Unified northern statesians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Unified northern statesian economy, worth 231 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,222 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Unified northern states's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Unified northern states is ranked 232,183^rd in the world and 6,635^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.73 law-abiding acts per hour.