The Capitalist Police State of Timsvill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Greg Daniels with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.918 billion Tims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tim's city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient tim economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,615 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,592 per year while the poor average 38,375, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, public urination is on the increase, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Greg Daniels more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timsvill's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Church of Timsvill.

Timsvill is ranked 38,580^th in the world and 2^nd in The League of United Countries for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.28 law-abiding acts per hour.