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The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans |
“For Liberty, God, and Emperor.”
| Category: Capitalizt | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: Gholgoth |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans is a gargantuan, devout nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.757 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.
Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the children of The Scandinvans are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Scandinvans's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Darvian.
The Scandinvans is ranked 5th in the region and 272nd in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago
- 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property. - 1 day, 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, the children of The Scandinvans are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. - 3 days, 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, citizens must pay to enjoy The Scandinvans's pristine beaches. - 6 days ago:
The Scandinvans was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt". - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Scandinvans, Artic Wolfs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.

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