Population | 20.052 billion |
Capital | Novakai City |
Leader | Erik Novakai |
Faith | Novakian Protestantism |
Currency | Novakai Mark |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Imperial State of The Novakian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Erik Novakai with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.052 billion Novakians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novakai City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Novakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,517 trillion Novakai Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,553 Novakai Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Novakian Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Novakian Protestantism.
The Novakian Empire is ranked 22,859th in the world and 1st in The Great Commonwealth of the Old Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Novakian Empire was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Novakian Empire was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : The Novakian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.