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The Vennegoor of The Hesselink of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Party Animal with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 15.379 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, The Blaatschapen is building an army to protect its overseas territories, Biertje is one of the most popular forenames in The Blaatschapen, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the biertje, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Keiter.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 2nd in the region and 438th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.