Population | 27.949 billion |
Capital | Nouveau Yathrib |
Leader | Sardar Sultan |
Faith | Sufi Islam |
Currency | New francRiel |
Animal | eucalyptus dragon |
The Sultanate of Syfenq is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sardar Sultan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 27.949 billion Sultanatis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Sultanati economy, worth a remarkable 8,852 trillion New francRiels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 316,728 New francRiels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, Sardar Sultan has killer fashion sense, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syfenq's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sufi Islam.
Syfenq is ranked 7,109th in the world and 1st in Sunalaya for Most Stationary, with 2,778.06793036872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, Sardar Sultan has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, Sardar Sultan is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.