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The Capitalist Republic of Swilatia |
“Bogactwo, Wolnosc, i Jednosc!”
| Category: Anarchy | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
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Location: Swilantis |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker |
The Capitalist Republic of Swilatia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.202 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilvek. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing industries.
Military funding has been stripped back, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the Swilatia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swilatia's national animal is the fire elf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Swilla.
Swilatia is ranked 1st in the region and 1,710th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 98 minutes ago
- 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. - 18 days ago:
Swilatia lodged a message at Swilantis Civil Headquarters. - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, the Swilatia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. - 51 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. - 55 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, military funding has been stripped back. - 55 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, citizens must pay to enjoy Swilatia's pristine beaches. - 60 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. - 60 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. - 61 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. - 61 days ago: Following new legislation in
Swilatia, Swilatia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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