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The United Provinces of Southern Yugoslavia |
“In veritate ultio.”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Southeast Europe |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The United Provinces of Southern Yugoslavia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Brancko Censki with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.316 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Skopje. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.
'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Southern Yugoslavia's radio stations, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the South Slovak Dollar.
Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 1st in the region and 53,093rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 1 day, 17 hours ago:
Southern Yugoslavia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy". - 1 day, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. - 1 day, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. - 1 day, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. - 1 day, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Southern Yugoslavia's radio stations. - 3 days, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, military service is compulsory. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, Southern Yugoslavia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Southern Yugoslavia, military spending is on the increase.

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