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Rudest Citizens: 2,565thLargest Retail Industry: 3,951stMost Efficient Economies: 5,471st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
life's not fair
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Siddaustralia

Population5.428 billion

CapitalSiddardograd
LeaderBig Siddardh

CurrencyCoral
AnimalInflatable Dinosaur

The Republic of Siddaustralia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Siddardh with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.428 billion Siddausies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siddardograd. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siddaustralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Corals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,397 Corals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Siddaustralia's national animal is the Inflatable Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siddaustralia is ranked 204,393rd in the world and 5,222nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 42.35013261812 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,565thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,951stMost Efficient Economies: 5,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,669thMost Inclusive: 7,782ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,218thHighest Food Quality: 8,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,132ndBest Weather: 10,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,986thHighest Average Incomes: 11,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,360thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,798thMost Developed: 12,270thSmartest Citizens: 12,310thMost Cultured: 12,371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,802ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,681stLargest Governments: 15,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,597thMost Secular: 22,865thLargest Black Market: 24,019thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,038thHighest Economic Output: 28,353rd
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Rudest Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 365th in the regionMost Inclusive: 393rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 428th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 433rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 493rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 496th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 543rd in the regionBest Weather: 545th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 551st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 588th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 602nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 665th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 670th in the regionMost Cultured: 693rd in the regionMost Developed: 710th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 713th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 754th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 781st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 785th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 880th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 898th in the regionLargest Governments: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, Siddardograd River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
  • : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, what goes down must come up.

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