Population | 5.428 billion |
Capital | Siddardograd |
Leader | Big Siddardh |
Currency | Coral |
Animal | Inflatable Dinosaur |
The Republic of Siddaustralia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Siddardh with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.428 billion Siddausies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siddardograd. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Siddaustralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Corals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,397 Corals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Siddaustralia's national animal is the Inflatable Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Siddaustralia is ranked 204,393rd in the world and 5,222nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 42.35013261812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, Siddardograd River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, what goes down must come up.