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The United Socialist States of Sebastianalandia |
“From each according to ability, etc. etc.”
| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The United Socialist States of Sebastianalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vozhd Vissarionovich Vladicoff with an iron fist, and notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population of 2.148 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, the Environment, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebaschanitzeanoupolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebastianalandia's national animal is the baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the EDA pound.
Sebastianalandia is ranked 579th in the region and 53,632nd in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 55 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. - 1 day, 5 hours ago:
Sebastianalandia lodged a message at Europeia Civil Headquarters. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. - 12 days ago:
Sebastianalandia was endorsed by
The Federation of Affordable Housing. - 16 days ago:
Sebastianalandia lodged a message at Europeia Civil Headquarters. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. - 17 days ago:
Sebastianalandia lodged a message at Europeia Civil Headquarters. - 19 days ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. - 19 days ago: Following new legislation in
Sebastianalandia, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 (
Demataria,
Erisya,
Castiliony,
Brandesax,
United North Americans,
Tikkland,
Noordeinde,
Papapapay,
Oseus,
Ganzalol,
Orcoa,
Great Olland,
Rise-Takeba,
Wahoohoo,
Bajrak,
Poodlenesia,
The 13 Original States,
Sakkan,
Vogonians,
ERNESTLAND,
Pelandad,
TRourke,
Smeela,
Affordable Housing)

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