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“Plan for the worst, hope for the best.”

The Republic of Schlueter is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.478 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Dimas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Schlueter's national animal is the kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gumball.

Schlueter is ranked 4031st in the region and 54,099th in the world for Smartest Citizens.