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Wetwang on the wolds

Wetwang on the Wolds will join you Nappy

The mejobsworth

Totally agree,will join this as well, I wonder if Beerbelly will even know who he was??

Beerbellied missourian ambassadors

Afraid not. I seen part of a game in a pub in St Julians Malta once, but that is all I know about cricket.

Sheeplike people

Baaa, all very quiet here, must be all this good weather keeping folk outside. Eh?

The mejobsworth

Come on, someone give me a hand! We have to keep the region ticking over.

Wetwang on the wolds

Wetwang on the Wolds is going on holiday. There is no one left here who is fit to turn on the state spectrum. so there will be no communication from us until I return. Eric is accompanying me to carry the bags and so on.

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

We seem to have an influx of tourists. As long as they're not from Lancashire . . .

The mejobsworth, Evening, Kiril lazarov, English home guard, and 2 othersPuppet of cascadia, and Republioc

*waves at the tourists*

Look now, they are building an embassy.

The mejobsworth

Oh, no they are Lancastrians.

The mejobsworth

Beautiful lisa

Good grief, here we go again! To make it worse it seems this lot are from over the border! Still never mind, do we care? Love (Chilli and Jackets tonight) Lisa.

Lisa, mmm nice

The mejobsworth

Lisa always make me feel hungry.

Oh, they left...

The mejobsworth

Short and sweet.

Strange how the tourist showed up when Granny was allegedly on holiday. Is she a possible red rose mole?

The mejobsworth

Hope you have a deep Bunker to hide in when Granny returns Nappa?

I think the one on the left of the 12th fairway will do.

The mejobsworth

The mattabooloo

Greetings Gannatooloo here. Nappy old son, please make sure the bunker on the 12th will suffice. I think you could probably need a Nuclear bunker to protect you from the wrath of Granny Grumps when she returns. Good luck, Ganny.

Ever since Uncle Augustus took 27 to get out of the bunker in the 1998 NG Open, it has been pretty deep. Gussie had to be hauled out by the local cave rescue team.

The mejobsworth

All very well getting rid of Lancastrians but makes everyone quiet!!

The mejobsworth

Summer coming in the morning, so they say!!

Was on holiday last week and visited Wetwang. Granny's not back and the place seems to be going to wrack and ruin.

Wetwang on the wolds

Nappy how very dare you make such suggestions - me a mole - whatever next. All I will say is that it's a good job I wasn't there last week!

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

Granny I don't know if you are home yet but Wetwang really was a mess, sequins spread all over the roads and pavements, drunks openly necking nettle tonic outside the Pie and Pea shop and worst of all election poster exhorting votes to Vote Granddad

Wetwang on the wolds

Eric has been and tidied all up. Grandad has been placed in a secure unit for his own safety, and the sequins have all been swept up and stuck to the scarecrows - my word they did look handsome.

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

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